NITELITE - JANUARY 2002

JANUARY 9  JANUARY 23

  January 09

@ They started early… My gawd! What a surprise.
@ Blade talking about how great SPYGAME was. (But of course! It’s Brad!)
@ HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
@ Sticky Table, No Pen…Monica’s whining!!! But still, she’s singing…happy, happy New Year! There’s no stopping her…remember?
@ Theme from Dawson’s Creek, First Season was played….Elsewhere by Jann Arden

@ 1st Caller – KENT – Girlfriend is out of the country for 2 to 3 years. Buddies found out and they’re pressuring him to go out with other woman . He can't think of a way to tell them that he’s not gonna play around while her girlfriend is away coz he loves her so much.
LD – You’re hanging out with the wrong friends. A real man is not a guy with 20 girlfriends but a man who sticks with only one woman. (talking like a real Love Guru)
B – Guys will be guys.
M – Why can't you just tell them to mind their own business.

@ Theme from Startrek Voyager was played……

@ 2nd Caller – KEN – Afraid of turning 30. Annoyed and freaked out too. Early midlife crisis. He thinks he’s doomed! K - The last time I saw the Blade, what happened? You‘re sooo cute now!
M – Yuck! (as in she’s barfing big time!)
LD – You need glasses. Change the grade.
K - Blade is aging gracefully (Enough already!)
M – Have you ever seen a vain woman? He’s more than that. He’s more than a woman. He’s trying the out of bed look like Brad Pitt. (And now it’s me who’s getting sick….yuck! He wishes!)
K - Holiday Low key talk….
LD – Its been one of the least festive Christmas season. A Sober Season!
K - I love your voice Monica
M - Oh, you’re one of the three people!
K - She can carry a tune, cmon!
M – When you say that the Blade is cute, I kinda doubt your sense of judgement.
K - LD gives good advice
B – Love Guru…..as in Luuuuuuv guru!
….and going back to his topic;
M – I think a lot has to do with your station in life when you’re at that age. It has nothing to do with age.
LD – When I turned 30, I didn’t really mind. You guys are young. Midlife crisis is different for some people.
Male Menopause Talk… K - I caught my s.o. fooling around and he’s suggesting they open their relationship
M – Maybe that’s your problem. You think you’re getting old for him. Its not actually your age. You think maybe you’re not good for him anymore.
K - Also hates his lovehandles, and that his hair is thinning, and he’s getting a lot of dandruff. (like it’s related to being 30….Man!) Monica recommends Head and Shoulders….she used it for her canines.
M - (Quoting Meg Ryan) I don’t have a choice but to just turn 40. I can’t feeel bad about it, I can't feel good about it. It’s not like I’m gonna change. As long as you feel confident and good about yourself, there’s not much difference.

@ Theme From Family Ties was played…..

@ 3rd Caller – MARIE – Movie On the Line was discussed. Fun movie daw. She was about to divulge the ending…buti napigilan. Blade saw the movie already and he says it’s okay. (I kinda noticed that Blade knows a lot about NSYNC. He knows all the names and…phew!)
(I tried to catch up with the talk but , Man! Kung Britney talk pa I’d try. Eeps! btw, Britney’s movie, CROSSROADS, coming this February. Kim Catrall as her mom. Kewl! Samantha, kewl!

@ Theme from The Professionals was played……

@ 4th Caller – MAUSI – (Eira’s friend so Eira’s the link to Arizona where this call is actually coming from…Isn’t that Kewl!)
She’s in Bullhead City Arizona (kinda like Ron South Arizona…that’s not coming from me ha!) 10:30 AM in there. She’s having a grand time. Still waiting for someone to sponsor her so she stays there for good. Yadda,yadda,yadda!
Mausi - When I watch Joey Tribianni, I remember the Blade, I don’t know why.
M – Maybe because they both have nothing in between their ears.
Mausi - Royal Tenenbaums Talk…..Monica’s Movie by the way…Aaaack!... Howard Stern talk….

@ Theme from FRIENDS was played…..


Nitelite Q & A….2002 (Monica has a new version of this…madness continuum)
@ Special Diet for Bilbil ( Eeeshk!)
M – You have to do sit-ups
LD – Get a knife….(Ouch!)

@ If you were to learn a new language what would it be?
M – I kinda want to learn Spanish
LD – Japanese…so I could watch anime
B – Japanese, I like French too.

@ Best Film for 2001
B – Lord of the Rings
LD – Haven’t seen it yet but I think it will be.
@ Top 3 as of today
1 Harry Potter
2 Shrek
3 Monsters Inc.

@ Do you believe in coincedence?
M – No. I also don’t believe in luck.
B – I don’t.
LD – I believe they happen but not because of the reasons you might think. They call it Synchronicity.

@ Passion or Security (A minute long explanation from Monica)
All 3 – Security

@ Are there tapes of Xena?
B – Maybe
LD – probably somewhere

@ 6 Feet under
M – Family Dysfunction at its best

@ Current favorite movie
M – Bridget Jones’s Diary
LD – Lack of info
B – Spy Game

@ What do you think of David Blaine’s magic?
B/M – Creepy
LD – He’s just one of those. Saw a site that explains all the tricks.

@ Sexiest magazine Cover
M – Brad Pitt Vanity Fair Cover (Amen to that….hummina,hummina) Britney Spears’s Rolling Stone Cover
LD – Bazaar with Gwyneth Paltrow….any Maxim cover is good

@ Where can I find very hard to find books?
LD – If we know, they wouldn’t be hard to find. Recto, Page one at Powerplant.

@ 3 LOTR Books
Fellowship of the Rings
Two towers
Return of the king

@ Episode Two of Starwars
B/LD – May. Same week they’re releasing Spiderman.

@ Who do you think will win Survivor 3?
M – Everyone wants Ethan to win. Fearless forecast. Lex will not win. He’s pure evil.

@ Best Video Game 2001
Devil May Cry (?)
Max Payne (?)….i really have no idea

@ After two weeks of courtship, how can I tell a girl I’m not interested anymore?
LD – That’s ridiculous. The truth!

@ Does a cloned person have a soul?
LD – I don’t think so. Something similar I guess. btw, Dolly is having a serious case of arthritis.
B – Stop playing God

@ BEST & WORST Dressed
M – Brad and Jen I would say are the best

@ If you are about to die, would you want to be cloned to be young again?
LD – No because it won't be me anymore
M – No. If it ain't from God….no thank you!

@ If you are to have a power, what would you have?
B - Invicibility
M – To be able to read people’s mind.
LD – Fly

@ Letterman, Leno or Conan
M – Stop asking us this! Letterman, hands down.

@ Does CD Warehouse still exists?
Basically, they all answered I don’t know. ( how tamad can I get!)

@ Have you seen Samurai Jack?
B – Disappointing. Same makers of Powerpuff and Dexter’s lab

@ What were you in the highschool food chain?
LD – Geek, nerd
B – Dork
LD – Towards the end of my College days , I was a Jock coz I was playing tennis then.
M – Jock? LD? That’s even funnier than you being a love Guru.
LD – Yes I was!
M – It’s like saying I’m a supermodel! Ooooh, actually, that’s possible. But, Jock?
LD – Yes at one point
M – A Jock?
LD – Yes at one point (Like I had to write this part, batukan na ako ni LD…..and I go…Jock?…hehe)

@ Favorite 2001 commercial
LD – Paborito kong apo
M – Astringosol (Kisssing)
B – One with the Insurance guy and the old lady

@ What food can automatically make your day when you’re feeling blue?
LD – Choc nut!

(And then I ran out of tape. Dang! Goodbye song I can’t remember what version but I'm pretty sure it’s awesome….as always! Sipsip! Eeps!)

  

  January 23

@ Not so late…with some whistling sound in the background
@ Started off talking about Vince, Don Henry and Jinji always goes on leave first. Typical, expected, right on character!
@ Routine instructions from LD
@ They haven’t paid their Pager Bill for Six Months ( funnee) but still, the pager’s working so beep away pa rin.
(They did not intend to make it an all Q&A show but since callers were so tagal to text, ayaw na ni LD, besides, Monica started answering questions already so there, no callers, a whole night of Q & A!
@ Theme from Spin City was played…..
@ Charlie Sheen Talk – about how everyone was surprised he won in the Golden Globes.

@What can you say about Survivor 3?
M – Happy! Soooo happy! Unpredictable. I thought he’s not gonna win.
LD – He’s okay but he’s a little bland. He didn’t do any spectacular stuff.
M – He took off his shirt, how spectacular is that?
LD/B – Whoopee!

@ Golden Globes
M – Aussies won. An upset!
LD – Winners announced…(Eeps! You go check online na lang ha!)

@ Theme from Sesame Street was played…..

@ LD’s parents are up listening.

@ LD says that Monica’s body spray is actually insecticide. ( And I think Monica didn’t hear him say it…Score!)

@ Theme from the Mary Tyler Moore Show was played…..

@ If you were to direct a movie, what would be your theme and who would be your stars?
M – I will direct a movie about man trying to gratify my every need and there’s Hugh, Ben, Josh, Keanu Reeves. Male Strippers.
LD – Direct ka lang. Bastos talaga to.
B – I don’t have a story but there’s gonna be a lot of Babes in there.
LD – Hobbit or Matrix 4
M – And that was supposed to make me ashamed of my answer. I’m not! I still want my strippers.
B – Me too.
LD – Pareho kayong bastos

@ Favorite ‘80s show
LD- St. Elsewhere
B – Nightrider
M – Three’s a company, Hardyboys
(They have a long list of TV shows, obviously, they’ve been watching a whole lot of TV since they were young. Whew!)

@ You’re all showing your age. Are you guys all over 30?
M/LD – Not!
B – I’ll be knocking at the door in a few months. Buhuhu….
M – Don’t be so vain. With age comes wisdom.
B – yeah right!
LD – With Age comes Death
M – I love being thirty, can't wait to get there. Heehee…
LD – Again?

@ Don’t you think Jennifer Garner’s speech was the best?
M – yeah! It was heartfelt.

@ What features should I look for when I buy a new computer?
LD – Budget is the only thing that will decide.

@ You think Kate and Leopold same as Blast from the Past?
M – No! much better coz Hugh Jackman is there.
B – not even close

@ Somebody texted…Monica, I know you’re already 31!
M – Thank You Eric!
LD/B – Hello??!!!

@ Lord of the Rings jokes….

@ Theme from 3 TV Shows….Beck to beck to beck....Superfriends….Missed the second One…..Sex AND The City

@ Smallville talk…..(Tom welling rules!)
Thank you, thank you, thank you to I rene for bringing him into our lives

@ Favorite Anime character
M – Steve of Voltes Five….or Richard
,br> @ Where’d you get the theme from Wasteland? M – you won't find it anywhere here in the Philippines. Secret! (We’re not worthy! Pray tell tho Ms. Gwynie…)

@ Views on Running Away
LD – As fast as you can
B – It won't solve anything but it kinda helps. Wake up call to everyone concerned.
LD – There’s no problem too big that you can't run away from.

@ A Mini wave to all those who signed the Nitelite Petition. Woo-oow! May Kembot pa from Monica. And as always, Guys said, we are so damn lucky not having to witness the spectacle of the wave and the kembot.

@ When is Queen of the Damned be shown?
LD – Don’t know yet. Her brother is dubbing her lines.

@ Monica still making a list for her naked movie with guys so she can contact them for audition. (She’s not that serious!)

@ Kristen Kreuk dilemma….( It’s pronounced Krooook!)

@ Talk about Eira thinking Emily accidentally saying David, instead of Ross in Friends…
LD – Cotton Buds lang ang katapat mo
M – You gotta stop when there’s resistance!

@ BATTERY DEAD!

@ And it’s back…

@ Good hair Straightener
M – Phytodefresant….Powerplant, basement salon.

@ Original Theme from Dawson’s Creek was played…..Elsewhere

@ Armpit hair jokes about Paula Cole….

@ Kristen Kreuk is half European, Half Chinese

@ ED TV Show
M – Smart
B – Funny, Romantic

@ What is it that’s soo appealing with Gwen Stefani?
B – oozing with sex appeal
M – Gavin Rossdale thinks so too

@ Any news on Angelina Jolie?
M – She wore too much eyebrow pencil at the Golden Globes

@ Coolest movie you’ve ever seen
M – So far, Ocean’s Eleven
B – Ocean’s Eleven is not the coolest but its definitely very cool
LD – I can think of cool characters like Ed Harris in Enemy at the gates

@ Jude Law’s name in Enemy at the Gates M – Vinitri,Vishi, Visjnic,Vicitri, Vishti (Can anybody text the name now pls! Monica’s ears are bleeding!) Correct name – Vacili ( sp? Sowee)

@ Most Romantic movie You’ve ever seen?
B – Not the most…but, whatever. Serendipity.
M – he has trouble commiting to an answer and maybe that is why, he doesn’t have a girlfriend.
LD/M – When Harry Met Sally

@ Notting Hill trivia – Story was supposed to be a choice between a simple girl (Honey) or a celebrity (Ana Scott). Then the writers just evolved around that storyline..

@ Best love scene you’ve ever seen
M – Lethal Weapon 3, The Replacements
LD – Don’t Look Now
B – Thomas Crown Affair, Lord of the Rings

@ Craziest Movie you’ve ever seen
M – American Pie
LD – Scary movie 2
B – Dude, where’s my car

@ American Adobo
M – Looks interesting
B – Long Line

@ Lord of the Rings talk….( I won't dare write about the characters coz for one, I can't spell their names)

@ Another Beck to beck to beck TV themes…but didn’t get a single one..

@ Best Animal Movie
LD – Godzilla
B – Homeward Bound, Stuart Little
M – My Dog Skip, Homeward Bound

@ If you can bitch slap someone, who would it be?
M – Someone in my head, I’d rather not say
LD – Senator Mirriam
B – Several I can think of

@ Sheryl Crow engaged to Owen Wilson

@ New Austin Power Chic – Beyonce; James Bond – Halle Berry

@ Rada’s song in Austin Power Soundtrack

@ What are your Celfone units?
M - 6210; LD – 6250; B – 7110, his mini TV

@ What do you think of Jim Carrey’s new movie, the Majestic?
M – I’ll watch it. I like Jim Carrey.

@ How do you like your adobo?
M – Fried
LD – Saucy
B – I’m not too fond of Adobo

@ What do women really want?
M – Man have to be needed, Women just have to feel loved
LD/B – True

@ Any news about Shannen Doherty
M – Straight back Movie
B – still a bitch

@ Comment on Britney’s crotch grabbing on her new video overprotected
B/LD – Keep Grabbing
M – Its okay. It’s Brit. ( yeah!..)

@ Top Pic for Amazing Race
M – Winner is at the Amazing Race wesite already. My choice is Team Southpark, the Frat brothers.

@ Coolest DVD movie special feature you’ve seen
LD – Blade, X-men, Matrix, Contact
M – X – men audition, Forrest Gump
B – Blade, Matrix

@ Paltrow’s Eleven (Title of the movie is Hummina, hummina, hummina…and to that LD says….tama na, tama na, tama na.) Josh, Ben, Keanu, Hugh, Jude Law, Chris O'Donnell, Bradley Whitford, Michael Vartan, Mel Gibson, Mark Mcgrath…Pido.

@ Hummina version of the Goodbye Song
May tomorrow be a perfect day
May I do my own movie along the way
May God keep us in his tender care
Till he brings us and my eleven again
B – There’s really no escape LD
LD – You think after five years of the show you get used to it…Not!
B – There’s no getting used to…
LD – Physically, mentally,….everything!

@ Nothing Follows. 		 

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