TOP TEN - MARCH 2001

MARCH 01 MARCH 08 MARCH 29

  March 1

top 6 sexy k-lite moments!

6
on sperm donor:
M: mel gibson i figured his kids are cute... and he's going to give me a good time...
[laughter]
L: donor nga eh....!
[laughter]

5
vikkicar does it
[sexy ba ang back to back...]
back to back themes wasteland & jack&jill

4
Blade doesn't know how to activate ring tones... his ring tone is lucky by britney, and he can't change it coz he doesn't know how...
[ok B is on FHM and FHM is sexy]

3
L: Ada is it true... immigrating... pa'no recap.. si Irene na lang.. [thats me!! whoa]
M: well if u have the opportunity..... go.
M: send us tapes from the states..
L: ayun, go na! go!
[Ada is sexy..... next to me hahaha just kidding]

2
goldwyn asks who's next [after nitelite]
M: andrew.. L: stupid question... we'll send hannibal to ur house.. he'll make u dinner....
[hannibal is sexy... ]

1
comment on kris aquino [somebody end this topic pls.!]
M: beautiful feet i love her feet.
L: i will keep it in a jar some place...
["beautiful feet" is sexy]
 

  March 8

top kakatuwa moments

B was trying to turn on a microphone that isn't plugged in... connected to the consul.... sez "just call me April Boy..." [with monica howling with laughter]

to anyone who can answer monica's trivia... she's going to suck the toes of the one who could answer daw... and suck the ears of.. [grabeh hehe]... to suck out the wax...

what is torch music..
>>>part one<<<
the music authority Blade: i don't know
L: torch is um.. um.. stuff by... um...
M: oh our dj unplugged knows...
DJ unplugged answered something.. .. corny... ano ba yun...
L: more vocal.... by females... heavy or... exactly ballad... more traditional.. cant describe it....
M: in short u can't help us.... [laughter]

>>>part two<<<
back to sade and torch music... [isang hirit pa..]
L: heavier, more intense..

fave power puff girl
B: i like all of them..

the kakatawa establishments...
miss zagu logo of ms saigon... chicha hut in kamuning, logo of pizza hut... planet adobo like planet hollywood... baywash logo like baywatch... barber king ala burger king...

family name?
M: it's paltrow [serious mode... at inispell pa!]

B's first name?
B: The
M: April, wahaha!

how does The Blade look like?
M: look under ur feet...
B: just get the April Boy album... u will know the truth..

miles: explain 8 track tapes back in the 70s...
M teases L... why dont u revive the technology....
L: oh my sony! [great one-liner there]

and the pinaka nakakatuwa moment goes to....
[drumroll kblag kblag!]
M's tummy growls. [whoa mega decibels...] & so B makes the bud-weis-er palaka voice comml... [i couldnt decide pa rin bewteen the tummy or the palaka...]

irene3
PS: katuwaan lang..... *peace*
 

  March 29

top sobrang gasgas questions i would ban on nitelite:

10.
how old are you?

9.
how does the blade look like?

8.
where'd u get ur dj names?

7.
who won in survivor ONE?

6.
any newscaster questions

5.
all kris questions on earth

4.
any miss saigon questions

3.
all erap questions. PLEASE!!!

2.
questions on k-lite's official website

1.
jude, gwyneth, jennifer, brad updates/questions
[you don't have to beep them in, talagang part na sila ng nitelite Q & A]
 

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